July 2, 2008
Cleaning House...

Why is it that stuff always sits around until you finally go lookin' for it? Dexter and Marley can't believe their eyes when they discover that Skye has tackled garbage mountain. Dexter Comics Episode 154

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June 30, 2008
Street Fighter...

Fresh out of school and armed with sticks, the guys have hit the street for some oldskool ball hockey in Dexter Comics Episode 153. First one to loose some teeth buys a case of beer, man!

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June 23, 2008
No Shirt, No Shoes, Who Cares?

Pete is working the grill at FlameBurger Restaurant in Dexter Comics Episode 152 when Candi wanders in, slightly under-dressed. If you're eating at FlameBurger, don't order the deep-fried vulture... It's overcooked.

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June 20, 2008
Grand Theft Awesomeness...

It almost killed me... But I finally created something that I consider to be my favorite piece of artwork for 2008. This spoof of the Grand Theft Auto IV box was really fun to make. (Thanks to Crash for suggesting that I do something with Dexter Comics and the GTA series)

It took forever to finish these drawings, but the details on the Ford Mustang and police vehicles were totally worth it. If you don't click and view the full sized image, I'm personally going to hunt you down and kill you. Seriously.

Have a nice day!


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June 16, 2008
Peepin' Spree...

Why is girls' swimwear so damned expensive? Pete finds himself faced with this hard reality in Dexter Comics Episode 151.

It's still hard to believe that it's been over 150 episodes, and Pete is still obsessed with Candi Starr. But there's something about Candi, just like that movie with Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz...

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June 9, 2008
Celebrating One-Hundred and Fifty Episodez!

With the end of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Marley has shaved his thick playoff beard, much to Skye's delight in today's episode of Dexter Comics.

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June 5, 2008
Hockeytown, USA

The Detroit Red Wings won the Stanley Cup last night, much to the disappointment of Dexter and Marley... Not only did their team lose, but this means that Candi snags all the cash from the playoff pool.

At least there's one good piece of official news... That bitch Hillary has no chance of becoming President!

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June 2, 2008
Monday Night's Alright for Fighting!

Gathered around the TV set to watch the final hockey playoff series, the guys are ready to celebrate in Dexter Comics Episode 148.

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May 30 , 2008
Couch Potato Chips...

Marley's filthy basement isn't exactly up to Candi's standards as she gets her first look at garbage mountain in Dexter Comics Episode 147. I think Skye's hair looks really nice in this episode.

This is a rare Friday episode, but I hope to eventually start posting new episodes on Mondays and Fridays.

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May 26, 2008
Awesome Player Skillz...

Few things can distract the guys from watching their beloved playoffs on TV, but a girl is an easy way to get side-tracked... In Dexter Comics Episode 146, Dexter has some fun with Candi.

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May 19, 2008
Where No Man Has [Supposively] Gone Before...

All kinds of things are said behind closed doors... In today's episode of the Comics, we eavesdrop on Candi & Skye in the girls' locker room. (Be quiet or they'll hear you!)
Dexter Comics Episode 145

(It turns out that "Supposively" isn't even a real word! The official word is "Supposedly", which sounds like it's the past tense... And I'm trying to also imply to future here. And if Stephen Colbert can say "Truthiness" and call it a word, I can make shit up too, ok?)

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May 12, 2008
Shower Power!

Girls always smell nice. But us guys often don't even realize how bad we smell... So what does Skye do when her boyfriend absolutely reeks of BO & ass? Dexter Comics Episode 144

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May 9, 2008
Walk Zee Plank, Maties!

Did anyone catch the season finale of Family Guy last week? I didn't realize it was the last episode of the season until I saw the promo poster for "Long John Peter" in a magazine.

The writers and animators really went all out during the creation of the "Long John Peter" episode, because it's one of the best Family Guy episodes yet.

Peter pretending to be a pirate was absolutely priceless. Stealing someone's parrot, and then randomly deciding to become a swashbuckler while driving recklessly around town is totally not out of character for Peter Griffin.

As far as I can recall, Peter didn't get fall-down drunk in this episode, which is rather uncharacteristic for a pirate..

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May 5, 2008
Pizza's Here!

Dexter & Marley have no idea order up some munchies in Dexter Comics Episode 143, written by my buddy Crash.

And for anyone who enjoys getting drunk on a Monday... Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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May 3, 2008
Super Mario!

Just a bunch of my favorite looking baddies and items from the Mario Universe, most of which are from Super Mario Bros 3. I think the Paragoomba, Boss Bass, and the bottom Piranha Plant turned out the best.

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Reading the newspaper is a good way to make girls think you're smart... A random useless fact I read in the newspaper is what inspired this scene in Marley's basement for Episode 142.

I'm also dedicating this episode to my late grandmother, who was a biker chick as a teen. She taught me to "Knock 'em down, and kick 'em for falling!". Talking about hockey, she said "I like to watch 'em fight". She'll be forever remembered, forever missed.

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Today, the Dexter Comics are resurrected with Episode 141, which was originally drawn last year... Stay tuned for brand spankin' new episodes starting Monday, including one that was penciled, inked and colored only yesterday.

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Another must-have game for the holiday season is Sudden Death Hockey, a game that die-hard hockey fans have been killing each other for.

Seconds after each opening faceoff, the game erupts into a battle royale. With no focus on scoring goals and all of the attention on beating the hell out of the other team, this game can be enjoyed for hours on end.

Fist-fights, skate-stabbing and even decapitations, this is the ultimate gift for any hockey fan.

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A teacher in Sudan was recently fired and jailed for letting her students name a teddy bear after the prophet Mohammed... In Islam, Mohammed is a very acceptable name for a man, but it's disrespectful to use the name for an animal.

It was an honest mistake, and the British teacher didn't intend to offend. She even let the children vote on the bear's name. (In Sudan, it's probably forbidden to teach kids about democracy.)

For committing this "crime", she could have faced forty lashes, or even six months in prison... But she was lucky enough to serve a few weeks in jail, after which she was deported from the country.

I wonder if Santa Claus has to deal with these cultural misunderstandings while flying over hostile territory...

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The Holiday season is stressful enough to make someone go on a killing spree... But you can temporarily repress those pesky homicidal thoughts with a copy of Twisted Violence 7.

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Welcome to The Island of Rejected Toys! These cool games & action figures have all been banned by international safety standards. Not only are they dangerous, but they're also guaranteed to corrupt innocent young minds!

This motley crew of terrible toys include some of my personal favorites like Mr. Crackhead, Happy Hour Barbie, and Horny Horny Hippos! The Island of Rejected Toys

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Rumors of a Britney Spears performance on Sesame Street have turned out to be false. According to the bogus story, she was going to sing duet with Oscar the Grouch.

It's just as well that Britney won't be appearing for the 3-5 year old set, because she's hardly a role model for little kids. Nobody wants to turn their sweet little daughter into a whore before she gets to junior high.

Still, I had to find out what would happen if Britney Spears met Oscar the Grouch, so I let my mind wander... Britney Spears & Oscar the Grouch is exactly the kind of crap Dexter & Marley would watch on afternoon TV.

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I carved a Grim Reaper design on a pumpkin just for the hell of it. Upon examining the photos, the cat was seen creeping past in the dark... On the prowl for Halloween candy, no doubt.

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Last month, a student was tasered at the University of Florida by campus police officers after asking Senator John Kerry a few difficult questions...

Andrew Meyer presented some questions in a very intelligent and (somewhat) respectful manner… For his efforts, he was given a dose of electrical shock, and a free night in jail…

Meyer demanded to know why he was being arrested, and the police wouldn't answer him. He was eventually charged with "inciting a riot".

Politicians are supposed to work for the public. And as the public, it's our democratic right to hurl insults and difficult questions at these assholes. I realize that when put on the spot, they'll just feed us a bunch of lies… But we still have the right to ask.

John Kerry even asked security to let Meyer go, and even offered to answer the questions… But of course, the power-tripping law enforcers couldn't hear him as they were having way too much fun zapping an unarmed man with their taser guns.

Free speech is becoming extinct. We're free to say pretty much anything we like, as long as it doesn't cast doubt on the government or offend anyone...

A police state is slowly surrounding us, but nobody seems to care... To speak up or object is to be hammered down, just as Marley and Skye discover today's episode of Dexter Comics.

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